Crying into my rice milk

What is this?! Why was it not invented 3 years ago?!



*sigh*

On a side note: Dear Ear Infection, this week really isn't good for me. Can we please reschedule your visit?

Do me one solid

It's National Pie Day.

I expect every single person that knows me to do this day the justice it deserves and get in their hole as much pie as you can get your hands on!


If anyone needs me, I'll be crying quietly in the corner...