Monday, June 21, 2010

Pure Torture

Did I:
A)Dive face first into a bin of candy?
B)Burst into tears when offered free samples?
C)Die on the spot?
D)Murder any small children?

Surprisingly, no.

Will I be visiting The Jelly Belly Factory again? HELL NO.

1 comment:

  1. I was going to guess you held up the jelly belly staff hostage, demanding they create something suitable to your diet. You would only off small children should they refuse your demands. "Make me a kale jelly belly or little Timmy get's it!"