A Southern Baptist Minister & his Sober-Gay-Vegan Daughter walk into Vegas...

In dire need of a respite from my current life, I decided going to Sin City would be the perfect cure for my woes...the land of free alcohol and BUFFETS. *Sigh*

Luckily, I will be accompanied by my Daddy<3 and don't plan to step foot near The Strip. Plans have been laid to go directly from the airport to Whole Foods to the hotel, where I will float leisurely in the pool for the weekend(and I swear to all that is HOLY my nose even thinks about burning & I'm lobbing the damn thing off!)